How to lose my business in one easy step (today’s lesson thanks to Vistaprint)
It’s ridiculously easy, really. All you have to do is have a required drop down menu on your sign up form, with no opt out or Other or fill-in-the-blank option, with these three and only these three options:
Mr.
Mrs.
Miss
(bonus douchebaggery points for making [...]
There’s a point to this post, I swear. But first, have some cuteness.
First order of business: shower. But since the Boychick was not in the mood, a diversion needed to be found. A purple, purple diversion:
I swear I didn't encourage the purple — see the other colors there??
And why did I need a shower [...]
Welcome to the February Carnival of Natural Parenting: Love and partners!
This post was written for inclusion in the monthly Carnival of Natural Parenting hosted by Hobo Mama and Code Name: Mama. This month we’re writing about how a co-parent has or has not supported us in our dedication to natural parenting. Please read to the [...]
My parents are in town (WOOHOO!), there’s all sorts of cooking to be done (let’s not even talk about the cleaning), and, as always, my mind is full with far more posts than there is ever time to write.
So I’m giving myself a break.
Who knows if I’ll actually take it? Last time? Not so much. [...]
(Or, an excuse for excessively adorable cat pictures.)
(You have a dirty mind.)
This is my kitty.
Mistress Catareina, the Feline Queen
Isn’t she pretty? *waits for ooos and ahhhs* But wait, where is she? Let’s see if we can zoom out a bit.
Wait, is that my face?
Is that… my face? A little more out…
I only hope he learns better babywearing etiquette before I have grandkids. But hey, the baby IS in a carseat!… sort of.
[Image: Boychick asleep in carseat with baby doll in sling.]
Okeedoke, I was trying to write an entire actual, y’know, post to go with these comics, but… nah. Later, maybe.
For now, a quick explanation: several years ago, long before the Boychick’s conception much less birth or extrauterine life (which is to say, way before I had any first-hand experience with any of this), I [...]
I know there haven’t been any photos of me on here, nor do I have so much as a profile picture (even though there have been pictures of the Boychick galore, and even of The Man). But it’s not some conspiracy, not a deliberate choice for some misplaced reason of delusions of modesty or anonymity/pseudonymity [...]
In many ways, unemployment is great for our family. The Man is around throughout the day, which is our ideal. We all sleep in and wake up together, and he gets to experience the joys of first hugs and kisses of the day. He gets up and showers with the Boychick in [...]
Five things that make me happy:
The smell of cinnamon as I shake out some baking soda to wash my hair (I store it in an old cinnamon bottle).
Having friends I can call after having a Bad Parenting Moment who really get it, and return me nothing but love.
The way The Man steps up after I [...]